WE SMUGGLED ICE CREAM INTO THE MOVIES // also rogue one im dead

January 27, 2017

You know - a movie theater is one of the coolest of places ever. Like you get to sit on this seat, watching a BRAND new movie on this huuuggggeee screen and the volume is mega and you basically just sit there like


but wait wait wait. who wants to just sit there and chomp on some super loud popcorn making it IMPOSSIBLE to hear a single word spoken on the screen. Nope



you know what really you need?

ICE CREAM. *giggles at everyone's stares* *nods* yes guys, we did smuggle a quart of ice cream past the theater police. ikr??!? there were totally not plastic cups and spoons hidden in my bag along with those crunchy chocolate chunks and eeepp it was cookie dough ice cream just so you know

(also SARE WAS TOTALLY AGAINST THIS IDEA LIKE WHY?!?! hahahahah and she was the one who carried it in mwahahaaaha)

We had this all neatly planned out. We would sit in the far back, away from people..bc..you know - and when the previews were playing, I shoveled the ice cream into our cups. *falls on floor laughing* GUYS I DIDNT REALIZE HOW MUCH A QUART OF ICE CREAM HELD and this movie is like 2 hours long soooo you can't just...leave it.

"I CANT EAT ALL THIS" -sare
"shhhh i know..hahha, but we kinda have to?" - me
"srsly" -sare

(me + my sisters always)

The spoons were supposed to be extra strength?? I broke one. it was like *SNAP* and I clutched my hand bc it was covered in freezing ice cream and hopefully not blood

last time I went to a theater, I gashed my elbow open...soooo #dontask

but heellllp me ROGUE ONE LEGIT KILLED ME. I watched it like...two weeks ago? and basically IM STILL DEAD. dead. d.e.a.d. *runs around sobbing* 

so next time you go to the theater, remember -- only smuggle a quart of ice cream in the movies if you fall under these two rules.

  • you're brave enough
  • and can actually eat it all 

Otherwise, chomp away on your popcorn. Don't worry, we understand.

(also i apologize if im super weird or funky or whatever - i've got the flu/cold bug *dies from lack of air to brain*)

also also this is my 240th post *gasps*

would you smuggle ice cream in??
thoughts on Rogue One (only similar to how i feel plz)



56 comments:

  1. LOL Now that is awesome!! xD *pats you on the back* Yum yum ice cream! It sounds like it was worth it. ;)
    NOOO! I hope you feel better soon! Man, being sick absolutely stinks. :(

    -S

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    1. It was toooottaalllly worth it. I was a little panicky that we would get caught tho! WE DIDNT SURPRISINGLY XD
      awwww thanks girl <3

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  2. Okay. The fact that you actually SMUGGLED ICE CREAM IN!!!!! You can be my friend. And I'll be your friend. And I'll go to the movie theater with you. Because ice cream is life!!! You can survive on ice cream alone.

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    1. heheee I think I'm the cool one obv so I get to decide who I'm friends with or whatever. (THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE but yes we can be friends) yes when I'm old I'll only eat ice cream k yeah thanks xD

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    2. AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! True.....I think? Lol.
      Well actually, you might not want to be my friend because I just might eat aaaalllll of your ice cream.

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    3. OMW
      TRUTH RIGHT THERE
      that's it. we can't be friends - the ice cream is mine #sorrynotsorry

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    4. Noooooooo!!!!!!!! -throws you across room and races towards the ice cream- NEVEEEEER!!!!!

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  3. Well. If I was with other people who smuggle food in, maybe, but probably not. Although, I *did* eat a whole pint by myself once (and almost landed a brain freeze in the process. Hey! I had been working outside all day and it was hot!)

    *still hasn't seen Rogue One yet* *impatiently waits for the dollar theater to get it* *is dead just from the adorableness I've seen on Pinterest*

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    1. I would nevvvvvveerrr pay the price they're asking for the snacks in a theater when I can stop and get something for the fraction of the price xD OMW WOW you ate a whole pint?!?!? hats off to you girl. I aspire to be that amazing someday.

      gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DOLLAR THEATER NO FAIR also NO NO NO NO don't ruin it on Pinterest! gahhhh

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  4. THAT. IS. AWESOME. *makes note to smuggle ice cream one day* we smuggled in some snacks once, but they check bags on and off here, so it's hard to know...*is struck by idea* kay. I'm prepared to sneak something in next time lol XP

    And sorry you guys are still feeling bad too. Not fun. :(

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    1. do it kid, it's amazing. WAHHHTT THEY CHECK YOUR BAGS?!? thats. like. horrid. and wouldn't you think illegal?!?! like wow uhg

      no it isn't - like I legit don't think I've watched this much TV in a long time o.o

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    2. They check them because of the shootings and stuff. But they don't do it as much now.

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    3. oh yikes scary..makes sense tho

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  5. XD
    You're posts are so entertaining, Julia!
    I haven't seen Rogue One yet... my brothers are probably gonna go see it soon.

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    1. XD
      srsly *giggles* I'm so glad I'm entertaining xD
      oooooohh go with them and then you can die like I did (well you had better at least)

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  6. K JULES. BASICALLY YOU ARE ADORBS IN THAT OUTFIT.
    I need to smuggle ice cream into the movies now! Like, why have I never ever thought of this! This is brilliant! XD Ha ha! I liked how you called the dudes at the theatre "the police". One of my friends smuggled a burrito into the theater. She stuck it up her shirt...and she got past fine! XD

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    1. K GIRL BASICALLY I LOVE YOU GAH
      hahaha do it - but maybe like one of those small ONE SERVING cute cup thingys?? yeah. I recommend those. lol!! omw girl that's crazy XD BURRITOS SMELL ice cream doesn't so I think we were safer lol

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  7. Oh yes! Love. I've cream is the best, like I could seriously live on it, no joke! When I have a tub to myself I usually eat it for breakfast. [Cause, who wants to eat scrambled eggs?]
    I'm gonna have to see if we can watch that. *goes and looks it up on pinterest*

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    1. hahaha!! You sound like me - except I've never actually done that..... Ice cream is my weakness hahaha
      uhmm WAIT stop don't ruin it for yourself on pinterest! *panics*

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    2. Haha, *is just now seeing this*
      Yep.
      IT'S OKAY! I didn't barely see anything that helped me try and figure what the stinkin' movie is even about! Plus, non-real stuff is completely not my thing-srsly-at all. Not even books!
      Don't give me that look now. 😬

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  8. Wow...snacks, legit. ICE CREAM?!??!?! That's...just on another level. Feel better soon!

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    1. *smirks* Ikr - we are movie theater smuggling pros xD

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  9. Haha, that is awesome!! I've never smuggled ice cream into the theater but once a bunch of friends and I bought cheap candy at the dollar store then smuggled it in past the theater people. It was terrifying because I was the only one with a purse so nearly all the candy was in my bag. UHHHHGGGG. (But we DID IT :D) XD

    I've never seen a single Star Wars movie in my entire life. Ever. So I'm not really excited about Rogue One or anything. But I am really excited to see a movie they just came out with called Hidden Figures. It looks super good!!

    ~Lydia~ <3

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    1. hahahah!! We always do that - the price is unbeatable! like legit. omw LOL i know the feeling. I was a bit terrified when we walked in, but geesh, we were already too deep in to go back then xD

      wow! I'm not like a huge fan or anything, but I've enjoyed the ones I've seen. OOH I wanna see that too xD

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  10. lol, this is so awesome! I smuggled ice cream from McDonald's in my purse the first time I went to the movie theater, it was worth it XD. Rogue One I seriously need to watch, I've heard a lot of good things about it. Hope you feel better soon!

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    1. oh yeah! You told me that! I think that would be harder, bc you don't have a tub like we did!! gahhh you should. and aww *hugs you*

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  11. OMW YOU GUYS SMUGGLED IN ICE CREAM. That is crazy. But so fun. Let's do it sometime, kay? XD

    ALSO THOSE PICTURES. GORGEOUS. You look so good! <333

    This post was FUN, Ju!! I enjoyed it. :D

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    1. *nods* yup. we did, crazy I KNOW. I got a little nervous actually hahahahaa BUT YES WE WILL

      gahhhhhhhhhhhhh they were before my hair cut actually *blushes*

      EEP so glad girl <333333 *hugs you*

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  12. Oh, I don't think I'm brave enough to smuggle ice cream into a theatre, although my grandfather has smuggled in candy. =) I haven't seen Rogue One... yet. Hope you get well soon!

    Micaiah
    notebooksandnovels.com

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    1. I was brave in the store...but then we got in and I was like WAIT WAIT WAIT but kinda had to go through with it? lol!! ooooh you have to k (also awww thanks <3)

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  13. Rouge One Killed me Emotionally! Also I managed to smuggle ice Cream into La La Land =D

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    1. YESSSSSSSS SO MUCH EMOTIONAL PAIN GAH (i legit don't know what la la land is o.o)

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    2. THE FEELS. Also it's a new film! :-)

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  14. Also do you know how to install a theme like yours onto blogger?!

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  15. ROGUE ONE KILLED ME TOO. It was one of the greatest movies I saw all year but it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo intense. And so sad. And I loved it.

    Star Wars is life, Jyn and Cassian are life, K-2S0 is life, and Chirrut Imwe is life. Essentially. They're all my adorable babies and . . . and . . . *sobs* Just no.

    "I'm not used to people sticking around when things go wrong." "Welcome home."

    GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    1. sooooooooooooooo intense BUT IN SUCH A GOOD WAY LIKE GAH GAH GAH

      *sobs with you bc gosh what else can i do*

      *runs around flailing* I NEED TO GO SEE IT AGAIN

      GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  16. Oh my gosh, that's just comical! XD We've snuck pounds and pounds of Walgreens candy into there...but never actually ice-cream. I heard one time this lady smuggled a whole watermelon into a movie theater pretending she was pregnant.....yikes. :D
    I haven't seen Rogue One yet, but I really need to! Someone accidentally told me a spoiler that may or may not happen because she hadn't watched it yet....but.......still, I think it'll be good. ;)

    Amelia xxx
    <3

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    1. hahah we always just do candy too - but IDK I guess we were in an adventurous mood?? omw omw omw omw HOW WOULD YOU EVEN EAT THAT IN THERE?!?! it's so messy too hahaha!! that's just crazy gosh
      yessss you do. OH GOSH I hate spoilers :P just don't. go. on. pinterest. PLZ

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    2. That is so true oh my goodness gracious! XD Don't go on Pinterest, got it. :p

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  17. Ice cream is like my favorite:)!!!Sorry your sick!-Riley

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  18. Haha loved this!
    You are such a fun person, you know that? ;)
    *sending high-five your way*
    I bet you would really take out the nut in me. lol

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    1. awwwww LAKAYSHA LEGIT
      you're the sweetest k
      *replies the high-five*
      ooooohh yes *grins* I think I would and WE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN XD

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  19. Rogue one was good it added so much but I totally get the dead part, but I love it!

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    1. gahhhh i know like *dies again* and yessss the dying is actually good somehow?

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  20. Wow I feel inspired now, but I'm gonna be smart a buy myself a small thing of ice cream (what is the size even called?? hah as I say I'm smart).
    And yes oh my goodness ROUGE ONE KILLED
    Gosh stop being so weird and funky *insets judging sunglasses emoji*

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    1. I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT SIZE IS CALLED (maybe a serving size....bc....it's 1 serving?? IDK HELP SOMEONE PLZ)
      gahhhh I ALMOST DIDNT SEE IT TOO then you told me too and I was like " I MUST OBEY LIZ"
      *glares at you*

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    2. waiiittttt Ben and Jerry's is a pint, so now I'm confused because did you smuggle in a pint or a gallon???? This is a very serious question because if you and Sarah cannot eat a pint of ice cream together i frown upon you
      AND YES mahahahaha do as liz says she's smart

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  21. OMW. XD I laughed so hard at this, Julia. You legit smuggled ice-cream into the theater. I just can't get over it. XD

    Rogue One was SO MUCH GREAT EPICNESS. *flails*

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    1. I legit laughed out loud bc NO WAY I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH FROM MY POSTS XD and *nod* yup, we did. I know, we are crazy.

      I AGREE LIKE SO MUCH IM DEAD *flails with you*

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  22. I really want to sneak ice cream into the movies now haha!

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    1. well gosh girl do it - you only live once *smirks*

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  23. Sounds like you had fun! In New Zealand it's expensive to buy food at the movie theatre, so we're forever smuggling food in xD

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    1. we had a blast, for sure!! Huh, I wonder if it's similar to us US bc it's INSANE here too. I just look at it and laugh bc HA NOPE not happening lol

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let's be honest here peeps, comments rock. keep 'em clean and fun and I'll reward you with a virtual ice cream cone

*reluctantly hands cone over*